Dear Family and Friends
Do you have and like your boss? Well, in Europe we are experiencing turmoil economically...it's unsettling for many...people are crying out for employment...in other words...wanting a boss?? Seriously, I'm hoping situation will improve for the sake of many.
Although I don't go out to work but I do have a full time job at home and a boss too:) Thus, today I want to write about the profile of our boss who is so well liked and loved by all.
Our boss is a hard working man and he is not afraid of work. He believes in the idea of multiple income source (which is much needed these days especially in Europe). He also believes in child labour and employs two of them. (O OH...Will the social workers come after us now I've said this??!)...in that I mean, he likes to get our girls involved in work that is appropriate for their age as early in life, since training skill is definitely a necessity in life.
Our boss, therefore, has a lot of employees. He've got 10 ladies and a gentleman (wearing trendy fashion feathers) who work for him everyday. Yes, they provide us with delicious and nutricious meal ..as our profit. But of course my boss treats them well...he gets up early to serve them breakfast, rans around to look and buy delicious ingredients for their meal, and always thinking about a new area for their R&R. Really... not a bad life.:)
Recently, our boss decided to employ another team workers. Yes, at least 150 of them to start for this new project venture they are partnering with. They are red and very wriggly lot!! Job specification is not difficult...all day long, they just need to have "fun", party eating and pooping, of course! Well, that's where our ingenious boss gets his profit! Naturally...our boss also have to provide for the party meals: very special meals but not necessarily expensive!!
We've heard from our boss that this summer, he wants to employ the "queen" and her consorts to come and work for him too. He have to provide an extravagant home for them to stay, it's part of the working package which he is planning for the moment. In return, we will all benefit the sweetness of life from having them in our organization.
Oh Yes!...not to forget, me and our two girls (old age and underage likewise) are all being employed too:) No age discrimination in our organization. We do all sorts of run around along with our boss. He gets us working! But saying that, during winter time, when it is cold, he let us stay in bed for as long as we want. Occassionally, he would ask us: "What time do you call this?!"...because our boss himself gets up early everyday, regardless of the season, to do his part. He is a good role model for all his workers!
Opppssss, got to go now....I've just received a memo to get back to my real job. Ahh.....don't worry too much...I'll never get kicked out of my job or be made redundant....even though I fail in some of my jobs now and again....because having the job is one thing that is so secured in our organization.